16, USA, trying to figure stuff out...
  1. 11 hours ago · Reblog
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  1. benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE 

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

    benedictedcumberbabeof221:

    acitymadeofsong:

    wasureneba:

    tomlinfaggot:

    liquidpixie:

    dialray:

    ultimagus:

    littlewhinging:

    still one of the best things ive ever seen.

    slaughter melon reporting for duty.

    BROCONUT

    m a n g ERI NE

    FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

    too good to not reblog

    How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

    isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

    I knew that was coming

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  1. ellendegeneres:

    Whose pick-up line is better? 

  1. therothwoman:

    gunpowderandspark:

    According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

    One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

    So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

    And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

    this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

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    http://is.gd/fvLcIU

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  1. leviswaxedass:

    dahniwitchoflight:

    leviswaxedass:

    disneydamselestelle:

    scottylubemeup:

    THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

    A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

    FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

    so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

    (source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

    HOLY SHIT WHAT

    I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

    JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

    YOU NASTY.

    #WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

    THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

  1. obamasbigblacktoe:

    dream-big-till-the-end:

    those were the days guys

    don’t you dare tell me you didn’t love this show

  1. unlikelywords:

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 

    unlikelywords:

    If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 

  1. onesassybiatch:

thecutestofthecute:

blueberryfoxcake:

This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!

"These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"

Family selfiiiee

    onesassybiatch:

    thecutestofthecute:

    blueberryfoxcake:

    This is just a great picture. Look at those happy dogs!

    "These are my babies!! We MADE these!!"

    Family selfiiiee

  1. johanirae:

I reckon if more people understood this there would be a lot less victim blaming when it comes to rape.

    johanirae:

    I reckon if more people understood this there would be a lot less victim blaming when it comes to rape.

  1. moppsi:

w4t3vr:

sexclaimes:

thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow:

sexclaimes:

First tattoo and couldn’t be happier.

On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool.
.. Not

You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I wanted to commemorate my best friend who died in a car accident 5 years ago. “Promise” was a word that we would say to one another. I chose my pinky because when we were younger we would always do the pinky promise thing.
So no, I don’t think I’m edgy or cool. What I think is that you should be respectful to other people before you fire off a dumb comment.

THIS POST IS EVERYTHING

Tattoo elitists need to fucking not. Fuck off. People should do with they want with their body and as a body mod enthusiast I’m disgusted by that tattoo blog god damn

    moppsi:

    w4t3vr:

    sexclaimes:

    thatdoesntcomeoffyouknow:

    sexclaimes:

    First tattoo and couldn’t be happier.

    On your hand. Wow ok. You’re so edgy and cool.

    .. Not

    You’re right. I did not this so I can be “edgy and cool”. I got this tattoo because I wanted to commemorate my best friend who died in a car accident 5 years ago. “Promise” was a word that we would say to one another. I chose my pinky because when we were younger we would always do the pinky promise thing.

    So no, I don’t think I’m edgy or cool. What I think is that you should be respectful to other people before you fire off a dumb comment.

    THIS POST IS EVERYTHING

    Tattoo elitists need to fucking not. Fuck off. People should do with they want with their body and as a body mod enthusiast I’m disgusted by that tattoo blog god damn

  1. sexgodsnarry:

    IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT KISSES A GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WHEN YOU HUG THEM THEN YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT MY FRIEND

  1. gehayi:

springwise:

This ring lets blind people read non-Braille books
One of the problems with Braille is that it’s typically printed in specialist books aside from the copies created for sighted people, meaning that those with sight difficulties can’t borrow their friends’ books and need to seek out the bookstores and libraries that cater for them. In the past, we’ve seen projects such as Thailand’sMr. Light and Mr. Dark — which uses special typography to enable the blind and non-blind to read the same book. Now the FingerReader initiative from MIT provides visually impaired readers with a wearable ring that can scan written text and read it out loud. READ MORE…

Guys. Science has developed a talking ring that allows the blind to read books.
This is not only amazing, it is the stuff of fairy tales.

    gehayi:

    springwise:

    This ring lets blind people read non-Braille books

    One of the problems with Braille is that it’s typically printed in specialist books aside from the copies created for sighted people, meaning that those with sight difficulties can’t borrow their friends’ books and need to seek out the bookstores and libraries that cater for them. In the past, we’ve seen projects such as Thailand’sMr. Light and Mr. Dark — which uses special typography to enable the blind and non-blind to read the same book. Now the FingerReader initiative from MIT provides visually impaired readers with a wearable ring that can scan written text and read it out loud. READ MORE…

    Guys. Science has developed a talking ring that allows the blind to read books.

    This is not only amazing, it is the stuff of fairy tales.