maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad
straight boys dress like randomised sims
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signal boost the shit out of this
THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD
IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
WHAT THE FUCK
she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER
That escalated quickly.
At first I was like: Oh. Okay, look… sexy ladies.
But then I was like: Oh. Oh my.
if you’re a female and this scenario doesn’t cross your mind at least once every summer, you must be either under the age of like 12 or older than 50
My roommate said “WHAT COUNTRY IS THAT COMMERCIAL FROM” and my other two roommates just said “Probably Australia” in unison
sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin
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DOGS THAT ATE BEES i’m cryign
Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.